WHY AFRICANS ARE ALWAYS TIRED
Its not laziness, here is the reason for a couple years many Africans have been blaming it on lack of sleepToo much pressure from job, poor blood, but now the real reason has been found:
We're tired because we're overworked. Here's why: The population of Africa is 800 million: 200 million are retired. That leaves 600 million.
There are 200 million in school.Which leaves 400 million to do the work.
Of this, there are 100 million employed by the government.Leaving 300 million to do the work.
50 Million are in the armed forces & related jobs.Which leaves 250 million to do the work.
Take from the total the 150 million people unemployed.
And that leaves 100 million to do the work.
At any given time there are 50 Million people in hospitals.Leaving 50 Million to do the work.
There are 20 Million people in prisons.Leaving 30 million to do the work.
1 Million are Chiefs, Kings, Queens , Presidents, Ministers,Pastors, Voodoo or Juju Masters.Leaving 29 Million to do the work.
Now, 28,999,998 Africans are out of Africa . In Europe, USA, Asia etc.That leaves just two people to do all the work.
You and me... But you're sitting on your chair, at your computer,Reading this joke instead of working............That leaves one person, only me, to do all the work
4 comments:
kaka umerudi kweli au unadeep kwani hata kubeep haitiniii!it's me.
bukuku hapo ndipo tunapo angushana na wewe kwani mimi ni mjasiliamali halali wa blog yako siku zote na huwa niiipitie hata kama wewe umejificha huko unakonda siku zote...jana nimeuliza unadeep au ..leo napata majibu kuwa kweli ulikuwa unastua kijoti tuu....hapa mpaka kupandisha mzigo hewani basi tusubiri mwakana muda kama huu....na ndugu yako miruko ugonjwa wenu unafanana...nipe neno lako la siri basi niwe nakusaidia kupandisha matirio hewani basi...ITS ME
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