CHEKA KIDOGO

A man will pay £2 for a £1 item he needs.
A woman will pay £1 for a £2 item that she doesn't need.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand
her at all.

Married men lived longer than single men, but married men are a lot more
willing to die.
Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people
remembering the same thing.

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate
during the night.

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman: before marriage and after marriage.