Several men are in the changing room of Kiambu golf club.
A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and began to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"WOMAN: "Darling, it's me. Are you at the club?"MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the shopping mall at UNEP and found this beautiful leather coat. Its only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure,..go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2008 model. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$70,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000" Its at Muthaiga, great gardens, overlooking the dense Karura forest.
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of 900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It really is a pretty good price."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."The man hangs up.
The other men in the changing room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape... He smiles and asks: "Does anyone know the owner of this phone???"
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hiiiiiiiii nyingine kali zaidi.....
A small girl walks-in while her father is dressing in the bedroom. She
looks at his privates and points at his person and asks"Dad what's that
thing between your legs?" Dad replies "Idon't know". She goes to kitchen
and finds her mum "Mum what isthat long thing between dad's legs?" The mum
instead of explainingthings to her she replies "I don't know" A week later
when the mum was coming from work the little girl runs toher and says "Mum
you refused to tell me the name of that thing betweendad's legs. I have
finally figured it out on my own.IT'S A TOOTHBRUSH". The mum laughs then
asks her "How do u know that?"The girl explains "....when I came back from
pre-school this morning Isaw the maid kneeling in front of dad, brushing
her teeth with dad's toothbrush and sure enough there was TOOTHPASTE in
her mouth ".
Jamani wanaume!Mbona mnapenda kuiba hata mumo kwa mumo majumbani?Kweli ndoa nyingi za siku hizi ndiyo maana maambukizi ya ukimwi yanaongezeka.Saa nyingine hata vijana ndani ya familia nao wanawana kwa wakati wao!Hawa wasichana wa kazi kweli wana kazi nyingi!
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