Tuesday, May 26, 2009

A Man lived alone in the countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day, the dog died, and the Man went to the parish pastor and said, 'Pastor, my dog is dead. Could there be a mass for the poor creature?' The Pastor replied, 'I'm afraid not. We cannot have
services for an animal in the church. But there is a new
church down the road, and there's no tellin' what they believe. Maybe they'll do something for the animal; you can go and find out'.
Then the Man answered innocently, 'I'll go right away Pastor. But do you think $50,000 is enough to donate for the burial service?' The Pastor
exclaimed, 'Ghai Fafa! Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus!

Why didn't you tell me the dog was a Christian……….we definitely have services for all Christians!?'

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