Tuesday, July 21, 2009


Two guys, Cameron and Nyiko are sitting at their favouritebar,drinking beer.
Cameron turns to Nyiko and says, "You know, I'm tired of going throughlife without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the communitycollege and sign up for some classes."
Nyiko agrees that it's a goodidea.
The next day, Cameron goes down to the college and meets the Dean ofAdmissions, who signs him up for four basic classes: Math, English,History, and Logic."
Logic?" Cameron asks, "what's that?"
The dean says, "I'll show you. Do you own a lawnmower?"
"Then logically speaking, because you own a lawnmower, I think thatyou would have a yard."
"That's true, I do have a yard."
"I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a yard, I thinklogically that you would have a house."
"Yes, I do have a house!"
"And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a
"I have a family."
"I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you musthave a wife."
"Yes, I do have a wife."
"And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must beheterosexual."
"I am heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to find out all ofthat because I have a lawnmower."
Excited to take the class now, Cameron shakes the Dean's hand and
leaves to go meet Nyiko at the bar. He tells Nyiko about his classes,how he has signed up for Math, English, History and Logic.
"Logic?" Nyiko says, "What's that?"
"I'll show you," says Cameron. "Do you have a lawnmower?"
"Then you're gay.....

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