Thursday, January 24, 2008

INGEKUWA WEWE UNGEFANYAJE?

He had been suspecting that his wife was cheating. So, he planned a
dummy trip and returned suddenly, arriving home unexpectedly. He came in
a special after midnight and asked the driver to accompany him into the
house to be a witness.

For 100,000/- the special hire driver accepted and followed him
stealthily into the house. Brandishing a pistol, the husband tiptoed
into the bedroom with the driver in tow. They entered the bedroom and as
the husband switched on the lights, the driver yanked the blanket back
and there they were.

The wife was in bed with another man. The husband put a gun to the naked
man's head as the wife shouted, don't do it! This man has been very
generous to us! I lied when I told you I inherited money. He is the one
who paid for the Prado I bought for you.

He paid for this house we now own, he gave me the money we owed the bank
and he pays for all the tickets we use for theatre. He also pays our
children's school fees and even for that suit and the others you wear.
He even pays our monthly dues!

Shaking in disbelief, the husband slowly lowered the gun, looked over at
the taxi driver and asked, what would you do if it were you? The driver
said; cover him up with that blanket before he catches a cold!

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