There was a Luo girl who got married to a Chinese man, after two months
in the new marriage she got pregnant and duly bore a baby girl who died; the
Aunt at the funeral came crying. `I KNEW IT, `I KNEW IT, `I KNEW IT, `I KNEW
So close relatives got curious, took the Aunt on the side and in a quest
to establish what she knew.
Then she said loudly, `I KNEW IT, THAT CHINESE PRODUCTS DON'T LAST!!!!!!